A suicide

My first employee committed suicide. At least I think it was a suicide. It is suspicious, it could have been murder.

My new personal assistant, Igor, is dead. Oh, and Igor was a fish. Well he still is a fish, but just a dried up one.

He went missing a few days ago and I have been worried. I allowed for a few days, thinking all employees need the typical 3 days before you fire them. So today I went looking. At first I thought that he swam into the filter tube, so I had it shut off thinking he would come out when he was ready. But today I drained the tank, and went looking.

I was shocked when he wasn't in the tank. I then moved my desk and looked around for him. I finally found him stuck to aerial photograph of a Seattle property.

Now the thing is that it is hard to believe that this is a suicide. There is a small hole on the top of the tank that a fish could fit through, but it was on the wrong side.

In order for him to end up where he did he would have to jump three inches up, through a small hole that is about the size of Igor, land on my desk, flip around the tank to the opposite side of my tank, fall off the side, but stop halfway to the ground and get stuck to a photo…. Very suspicious if you ask me. I think that someone is mad about being passed up for promotion by a fish. Maybe it is a revenge agents me and someone else did it.

So, I am suspicious of all my employees right now. Am I working with a murderer? Is my life at risk? Who did this horrible thing?