My Stereo

I haven't laughed so hard in a while, and what was so funny…. Reading the instruction manual for my car stereo.

This is a cheap touch screen stereo that plays video, and works the Ipod. It was basically free, and is better than the stock stereo. The cover says Nitro, only from the mind of a German.

1. Pls ask professional to clean laser, this will bring you some inconvenience.
   
2. Playing disk for long time or at high volume level will influence the life of the unit. To protect the unit pls work with radio, middle level volume during long time use.
   
3. This unit is set up by precision parts, Pls do not open the unit or handle inside parts by yourself.
   
4. To ovoid accident caused by scatterbrain, driver should not operate this unit or watch screen. If needed, Pls park the car in safe play before operating.
   
5. Note: We keep improving this product, if there is any change, forgive us do not announce.
   

The whole thing is a knee slapper, but I do not feel much like typing it.