I can probably be fired for this, but I write as a means of venting my anger and frustration. These is a collection of comments that people have made to me, or about me. All from my residents. Direct quotes or close to…
“You’re a stingy, stingy, stingy man”
“I need a gentlemen to do the things a gentlemen does”…”He must be a christen, I personally don’t go to church, but he must”
“Hey ben, don’t bend over ben”
“I am really smart, I was tested in high school and my IQ was in the high 80’s”
“I am going to join the reserves, and then I am going to buy a hummer, hummers are bigger then Jeeps you know”
“you cannot help it, your not a women, your brain isn’t wired right. Men cannot multi task, but that is in material….. You know what, you suck. You just suck, and you cannot help it”
“this is a free country, I have freedom of speech, I can say whatever I want…. You cannot say that to me”
“I had about a dozen kids over at my house, all under 14. They used my pot, and drank all of my beer. I reported myself to the police because I am a mandatory reporter”
“He told me to get out, unnecessary words proving he doesn’t know how to keep his cool”
“I believe he has a serious power/control and anger problem, I spent many years studying the psychology of the human mind and I feel I am qualified to make this judgment”
“Benjamin Crane is not only an insecure man, but suffers from a severe inferiority complex”
“Women have very very very long memory’s”
I could go on. But, then I would start laughing out loud. That isn't healthy when you are in a quit room all by yourself...
I love them! I'm guessing several of them are from the same person. She cracks me up.
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